Brendan Killion is a fool who currently attends Boston University, majoring in Political Science, even though he hasn't taken course in it yet. He is known for playing "special" characters in the flims. Most notably, perhaps, is the Spaghettios Dude from the short Failed Spaghettios Ads. He has experienced many different haircuts as evidenced in the flims' discography. Short, long, short again. This is critical to his character roles because the longer the hair, the larger his capacity to be "special" is.
 
Brendan is currently selling his soul on Ebay to get by. Any offer over $25 (Canadian) would be nice. So like 60 American pennies or whatever. He's currently living on the streets in downtown Pembroke, just west of the 7-11. So help a brother out.