In a small community in Seattle, Washington, townsfolk live in fear of the suburban land pirates: a duo of ninth grade dropouts that steal the shoes and underwear of unsuspecting innocents. Two brave men step forward with a plan that would set in motion the events to stop the terror casting a shadow across their home.

Made immediately after recording the commentary tracks for "The Worst Stories Ever Told," this flim was made only with props found in TJ O'Brien's trunk as well as a shopping cart originally obtained to make "The Ultra Acquaintances Movie."